Funniest LJ comment thread I've read
Jughood: hi i want to have my parents take me to portland on road trip to find the people filming the movie of twilight i was wondering if you can tell me where they are filming in portland so i can find them and take photos with them , okay thank you.
Karaotter: They finished filming that months ago. The movie comes out in two weeks.
Jughood: what
Inkytwist: Robert Pattinson isn't here [in Portland] any more. He's touring the country's Hot Topics and getting mauled by OTHER fangirls. You're like, 10 months late on this, bb.
Jughood: but i just read the book this month
Inkytwist: Aww, sucks to be you.
Vampyrecat: No one is smart enough to be able to read AND stupid enough to think that there is any correlation between when they read a book and when a movie finishes filming.
Secret_ninja: This one is....
Non_sanctus: This is some sort of weird inside joke that I am obviously not a part of. And if anyone else wants to Google "jughood" they can get just as confused as I already am. Scientology.......what?
Jughood: what r ut alking about. because i want to know about twilight filming?? why because u think twilight is stupid??
and yes i am a scientolgoist duh
Praenomenal: Ok, I call Bullshit right now.
Jughood: umm i can take a photo of all my scientology books if u dont believe me
Praenomenal: Please. Then could you please climb into this here volcano, we need to do an audit.
Jughood: dont be a cunt
Praenomenal: So, in all seriousness, Scientology? Really? For REAL!?!?
Jughood: yes, it saved my life
Praenomenal: From the galactic overlord? So how much does enlightenment cost now days? Also be careful, I have teh gay. My theitans might get on you.
Jughood: lol ur gay? no wonder u dont like scientology
Praenomenal: ...Headdesk...
Nov 13th